I have recently been having nightmares that I’ll run out of blog topics and not be able to supply my readers with enough material. These nightmares have been aleviated by the addition of Jesse “JAINS” Ainsman to my blog. The new motto is PERLY AINS, AINT PLAYIN GAMES. This some real nice exploratory shit, Call us Lewis and Clark if you want. The bottom line is, we sailin on the NINO, THE PINTO, AND THE SANTO MARIA. Sailing across the ocean with our fair share of peasant oriental servants, and dimes waiting to beej. You fuck wit us and we will kidnap your grandparents and torture them.