Jaiz making his debut on the island Friday, Nov 25 2011 

CHEESE MONKEYS, YA DIG?

 

Bugs Got His Spot Blown Up… Thursday, Nov 17 2011 

Yinz know what time it is!  Put down the gatorade…take a break from the l…it is time for the “pic-a-da-week”!!!!!

 

I know all of you have seen Spacejam before and think that this is a pic of Bugs spittin some simple ass game to this dime ass bunny with big ol hogans, but in reality it is a bit different. Look at bugs face and see if you recognize that expression.

Some may think this face means he has wood, and some may even think he just farted some buffalo wild wings while wearing those fresh authentic Toon Squad away shorts….but no.  Bugs had just laid pipe with that chick right before they came out for the game.  He hit that shit in the parking lot in her Mazda 2 door coupe. These two slammed like rabbits.  Shared her last cig and came out on the court.  This game bugs has 25 points, 11 assists, 2 steals, and 2 charges (his feet were clearly set on both of them too).  This chick saw the floor for a minute at the start of the 2nd quarter, but she got hers.

Unfortunately after the game Lola Bunny got kinda drunk off jungle juice and fucked this dude:

KILL THE GAME TODAY Thursday, Nov 17 2011 

 

 

Yo I’m living the life, yo I’m livin the life, and if you ain’t with it shorty then you’re part of the hype. This dude’s got a great head on his shoulders. Clearly he is stacking a surplus of provolone and he’s got a great jumper. The dude’s clearly top 5 boys with Jason Terry and he definitely stuffs bitches like they are Manicotti’s. I really respect him for throwin mad queso down in order to film this video.

 

 

One Hell of an American Wednesday, Nov 9 2011 

Why does he have to do that? Saturday, Nov 5 2011 

Watch the first 2 or so seconds of this video very carefully. Before Ben Affleck begins his speech on how to feed hungry ass kids, the camera has him dramatically sending a text:

I don’t even blame Ben for this, hes a busy dude with a career and kids and shit, but I blame whoever was in charge of editing this video. Are you fucking  kidding me? You didn’t have enough footage of this man speaking that you had to put him checking his fucking fantasy team , or texting his girl or agent or some shit?

The music is dope, good message but the American public could do without this dude checking the statusof his cell phone battery…

Shrooms ain’t no joke… Tuesday, Nov 1 2011 

Phil and Lil done did it again.

For this week’s cartoon pic-a-da-week (say it fast,) I would like to explain whats goin on in this Rugrats episode.  It was a Saturday afternoon and Tommy emailed Phil and cc’ed Lil. He said that they should shroom today and to hit up their boy and get them an eighth a piece.  Phil and Lil are always down. Between those two poster-children for ADD, they can find anything at any time.  They get it, get a ride from their moms and finally arrive to Tommy’s crib with the product.

Tommy, “You two crazy motherfuckers…did you get those booms?”

Phil, “What the fuck do you think?? (pulls that shit out of his diaper) Always….baby.”

Tommy, “My dude….Chucky is comin through in like 15 min, lets grub on these real quick, and then mix this shit in Chucky’s bottle.  That pussy ass ginger four eyed fuck won’t eat them, so we gotta trick him.  After that we headin to the woods for some real shit….”

(2.5 hrs later)

They are trippin hard in the woods. Chucky thinks the devil took over his body, Phil and Lil are crackin up together because they think all the sticks on the ground look like spaghetti and Tommy found a fucking baby.  I know that the baby is his little brother, but i stopped watching the show before that… so fuck off.

Just as they started really booming this pic was snapped.  I am not sure about what sort of adventures they went through the rest of the day, but this pic documents an adventure they will never forget.